+ 1 Thief wanted in 9 countries
Oct. 31st, 2015 10:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Hello! I am Spy (one can find me on Plurk under pocketspy) and I have to apologize for everything this girl does.
Yes, Parker, that is a problem.
Parker is a thief with negative social skills, and a complete lack of understanding as to other people. If she wants it, she takes it, whether it's in pockets, vaults, or a potato. She has 0 notions of appropriateness (it's perfectly acceptable to strip naked on an elevator, right?) and anything can be a weapon (let her stab you with this fork).
She loves money, doesn't fear fire
And is more than happy to handle explosives:

Yes, Parker, that is a problem.
Parker is a thief with negative social skills, and a complete lack of understanding as to other people. If she wants it, she takes it, whether it's in pockets, vaults, or a potato. She has 0 notions of appropriateness (it's perfectly acceptable to strip naked on an elevator, right?) and anything can be a weapon (let her stab you with this fork).
She loves money, doesn't fear fire


She'll last a week without being accused of treason, I'm sure.
Speaking Parker is a very difficult language to learn. She does have a Parker to person translator here but it's not like they're physically attached so some most will have to deal with her solo.
Finally, unless she thinks someone matters, she'll happily forget everyone's names save Hardison's.
I am so happy to be here with my 20lbs of crazy!
Speaking Parker is a very difficult language to learn. She does have a Parker to person translator here but it's not like they're physically attached so some most will have to deal with her solo.
Finally, unless she thinks someone matters, she'll happily forget everyone's names save Hardison's.
I am so happy to be here with my 20lbs of crazy!